Huh?

You want how much for the ride?

Oink!

Go ahead have another piece! You are what you eat after all.

Future Olympian

Expected to sweep in the hundred meter crawl.

Hmm…

Ever think the clock is mocking you? This one actually it…and its not because of the cheap joint you smoked in your car at lunch either.

Mmm…

Christ crackers suck anyhow…can I get my bacon with lettuce, tomato, mayo, on white bread with pickles? Thanks!

Idea!

Next time you are fighting with your signifigant other pull this bad boy out and put away your knives. Bet they shut up real quick.

Finally!

This is one of my favorite websites to visit on my daily surfing. If you have not been to I can haz cheeseberger there is something clearly wrong with you! (Side note, Cats everywhere have stolen car keys and headed for this mcdonalds you may wanna call geico or who ever and make sure you’re covered)

I love green whoppers!

Comes free with food poisioning, stomach pumping and traumatic experience great for any neurotic resume! Act now and we’ll throw in the shits for free!

Exploding…

Out of hell to a race near you!

And God said…

Get your ass out of that bed and stop screaming my name, ho!